National Limerick Day – The TRICORD Competition

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Bet you didn’t know that May 12th is National Limerick Day! We decided to have a little fun with the short poems with a friendly TRICORD competition, check out all the awesome limericks the team composed.

Limerick Competition Winner

With reporting, renewable fuels, EMACT, and fenceline;
Do you ever feel like you are flying blind?
Rules are changing and a new administration is aboard.
Like gold under a rainbow or a leprechaun you can afford;
It’s never been a better time to call TRICORD!!
– Submitted by Jeremy Mosley

There once was a man from Frisco
He goes by the name of Joe
Forming his company thought of three ropes
Environmental experts he hired are no dopes
TRICORD can help those with a compliance uh, oh.
– Submitted by Larry Poche

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept 5 Megs in his 6BQ bucket
Life was a thrill 
Till an uncontrolled spill
Made him throw up his hands and scream ‘darn it!’
– Submitted by Ryan Atkinson

The Avengers saved the world, yet again
Don’t let YOUR compliance streak end
With TRICORD’s help
All your worries will melt
Our Superheroes will help your compliance rating ascend!
– Submitted by Nelwyn Mohrmann 

A sea of rules and regulations roared
There were new permits to be scored
Sent an e-mail to my favorite consultant
The results were quite exultant
Your environmental headache cured.
– Submitted by Mary Stacey